Martini Homerun

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)

Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007

Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.

"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."

by Neil_Owner December 9, 2008

Homo humper

A man who enjoys having sex with another man.

Person 1 - "Hey wanna take a ride with me to see some male strippers?"

Person 2 - "No way you homo humper!"

by XxStyx123xX December 8, 2007

Homerphone

A homerphone is an extra syllable, most often "ma," added to a word for comedic effect. The name references the mispronunciations of Homer Simpson. Be advised that this can only be applied to certain words and should be limited to one per sentence - the homerphoner should use his or her discretion as to proper usage.

I was edumacated by the dictionary's definition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defimanition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defination of Homermaphone.

by Neopolitan October 2, 2007

Halo Humper

One that uses the contorler to hump people in halo, For the Xbox

"Kyle Humps the hell out of jared because he kicks his ass in halo"

by Kyle November 19, 2003

homerun

when you pt them all together...(first, second and third base)

I hit that homerun right IN her park.

by corbinhend. September 20, 2012

homer

To succeed despite idiocy, lucky

To pull a homer. "he won the lottery even though he thought he was buying grocerys when he bought the ticket"

by wordy hoe May 13, 2005