hopeless

Japan's government

Wow, did you hear that hopeless is becoming more hopeless?

by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022

holeless

A person which has altered their body to contain no holes. No mouth, no nose, no ear canal, no poop chute or other holes.

Usually a person with an extreme Trypophobia that tries to "cure" themselves.

A: Did you hear Jerry now identifies as holeless?

B: Hoeless..?
A: No HOLEless, he sewed it all shut.

by Filthy Prophet July 15, 2023

Hoeless

Anybody with the name Travis.

He gets all the females whats his name?

Nah he’s hoeless

by WhoopMaster339 August 21, 2024

Hoeless

Anybody with the name Travis.

Travis gets all the girls!
Nah he’s hoeless

by WhoopMaster339 August 21, 2024

Hopeless romantic

A phrase that has been consistently confused for “HELPLESS romantic”, but people continue to use because people who know better are so afraid to correct erroneous or nonsensical words these days. The original phrase “HELPLESS lover” means someone who CAN’T HELP falling in love, e.g. they fall in love very easily. “Hopeless romantic” may have become a joke that’s a play on the originally phrase, implying that someone loves romance but it ends up badly for them. Unfortunately millennials and younger generations took “hopeless romantic” as the synonymous with HELPLESS romantic and ran with it without anyone ever correcting it.

“Yeah, I’m a bit of a hopeless romantic.”
“Uh, you mean *helpless* romantic?”

by TiredOfYallDamnit December 31, 2023

hoemless

A man who thinks he’s one of the hoes. Will search for a home in your DMs begging for spare pussy.

“Ugh, my ex is texting me! Why are the hoemless always in my DMs?”

by urmomatron January 4, 2024

Hoeless

A person who gets no bitches or has the name haylon

I never want to be like haylon he’s forever hoeless

by Taidaye December 5, 2023