Hiddiction

Noun.
The condition of being habitually or compulsively occupied with charming British actor Tom Hiddleston.

"I have a Hiddiction."
"Thank you for feeding my Hiddiction with that picture."

by Unobservant May 28, 2014

Hide and Ride

It's like hide and seek,you go hide somewhere and someone finds you exept they have sex with you!

Do you want to play Hide and Ride

by King of Urban dictionary April 20, 2015

Hide n Stink

verb.

the act of hiding your girls turd during anal. So she doesn’t stop due to embarrassment.

I had to pull a fast hide n stink because I hadn’t busted yet!

by BreadMan Cometh January 18, 2019

Hiddledick

Tom Hiddleston’s dick

Just one look at the hiddledick and everyone (even men) gets pregnant

by Thong hiddleston March 13, 2019

Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

ride 'em and hide 'em

When a guy (or girl....) wants to fuck somebody but does not necessarily want to be SEEN with said recipient of sexual gratification.....duhhhhh

" I'm gonna use my boyfriend of 3 yrs for all he is worth and then throw him off a fucking bridge, "ride 'em and hide 'em" bitches......

by Choobone69 December 5, 2016

hides*

If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you

Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*

by Lamplord December 4, 2014