big help

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.

Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

hellaphant

one who uses the term "hella" all too much.

person 1: hey man, that was hella rad. let's to to the park, we'll have a hella good time.

person 2: wow, you use hella quite a bit. you're such a hellaphant...

by Mr.Peaches January 15, 2008

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

help

a ruthless beating of an absolute moron

Zach: Hey, I think that's the crackhead who fucked my stereo and stole my wife!

John: Let's go give him some help, heh heh.

Zach: Damn right ! That's exactly what that motherfucker needs.

by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004

HEAP

High Explove Armour Piercing

They fired the 40x54mm High Explosive Armour Piercing round into the vehicle blowing it up instantly

by Kalashnikov June 1, 2003

Helipad Tits

Large circular nipples of sufficient size to land a helicopter on. Can males of females.

"Look at the size of that girls nipples, she's got helipad tits!"

by Robbie Williams July 1, 2005