He only has a head to separate his ears.

a stupid person

A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

he got pined

To be hammered as hell. Comepletely destroyed by alcohol

Dude did you see David last night? He got pined. Im not sure if he blacked out or not.

by Jonesboston December 3, 2016

he is my boy monday

this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.

He is my boy Monday because he left the dishes in the dishwasher again! Ugh

by Beinah July 2, 2017

he's got a heat on

He's drunk. Tipsy.

Man, I got a heat on last night. Or, he's got a heat on.

by Carnitaslover September 21, 2017

he couldn't get it on

she wanted it but he couldn't deliver

he couldn't get it on example when he couldn't get it up

by Mclovinghghjhfsdgfht October 21, 2017

he doesn’t deserve you

The boy who says it to you is still in love with you

Girl: *something funny*
dude 1: Hahaha
Dude 2:*says to girl* it’s so funny how he like you so much
Girl: UGH he’s so annoying

Dude 2: He doesn’t deserve you

by EVERYONEHATESRANI21 May 22, 2018

He'll

1: Shortened version of "He will"

2: Autocorrect's preferred version of "Hell"

1: Oh, don't worry about the wall repair! He'll do it for you!

2: *texting* If I don't go to he'll when I die, it must have been flying colors.

by Gazelle Chop May 29, 2018