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Alaskan Gym Sock 

(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.
"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"

"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
Related Words

Hong Kong Gym Shower 

Any activity involving two people and Paul Rudd.
Last night Ben and I had a Hong Kong Gym Shower at the Karaoke bar.
Hong Kong Gym Shower by hailster December 14, 2010

face gym 

When a girl has a nice body because she works out, but a gross face.
"She's got a sick body, but she needs to hit the face gym."
face gym by z-snipe March 20, 2010

Makeshift gym 

Noun; training program that can be performed in the office or at home, when you are forced to skip the gym because of more important commitments.

Usually you lift anything has a significant weight.
Bro #1: - didn't see You at the gym yesterday, dude!

Bro #2: - I have been stuck at the office till night bro, but I benched the printer, did some push ups and worn out triceps lifting a water gallon.

Bro #1: - You definitely went to the makeshift gym!
Makeshift gym by =Matty HxC= November 14, 2013

Almost gym 

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.
"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

lean gym 

another word for planet fitness because of its purple-themed machine and equipment
1: "Ayo planet fitness is having a promotion for $10 a month!"
2: "bruh I'm not tryna go to a shitty lean gym that has pizza Mondays...."