gardendale

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...

"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"

by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008

lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004

13th grade

Derogatory term used to describe one's crappy local community college. The community college is seen as both lacking in real collegiate educational value and additionally using no discretion in its acceptance of every single applicant. It is described as the 13th grade to imply that it is merely an extension of public high school. It is considered only one step above going to beauty school or training in air conditioning and refrigeration repair.

"Judy didn't get accepted by Trenton State, so she's going to the 13th grade"

by titmouse August 1, 2006

grade grubber

one who does all he or she can to get a point added to their score; over achiever

boy: "mr. jones, you accidentally marked number 7 wrong when clearly it's correct."

class:"gosh billy don't be such a grade grubber!"

by meganiss November 6, 2009

6th grader

Now, I'm a 6th grader(one of the mature ones, not the crazy ones)but let me fill you in on the inside. On one side, you've got kids who make sex jokes and act like a midget Mr Macho, and on the other, you got clown looking girls who act like they actually pay bills. Most of these kids are spoiled and have tons of social media apps, but at least I don't talk about fricking someone's mom. Like grow up, man.

Person 1: aren't you supposed to be making sex jokes like your friends
Me: no, that is all the other 6th graders who act stupid, I'm more mature
Person 1: oh, I just thought that because that's how most 6th graders act
Me: PRAY FOR ME

by Do_I really_ need_a_name May 4, 2021

9th grade

A grade where everyone thinks they are the ''shit'' and is the beginning of a long adventure for 4 years. Most students start out as freshman while the upper class fuckers YEAH I SAID IT apparently thinks freshman are low shit. This year goes by fast just like all and you can have many girlfriends or boyfriends if your in to that. GRADES START TO MATTER AT THIS LEVEL FOR COLLEGE.

Upperclassfucker: I'm going to fuck you up freshman
Freshman: Ohhh Shit!!!!! I just got to ninth grade what the fuck man.
Sophomore: Well at least I'm no longer freshman
Upperclassfucker: Get over here carl I'm not done with you yet 10th grade my ass

Sophomore: Please No please
9th grade
''( Insert Coin )''

by WTFBRUH11 October 6, 2015