Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.

This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy

by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015

i done goofed

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it

"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."

by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019

The Juicy Goosey

Using the head as a bowling ball for penetration🍑

“No Berty, anything but the Juicy Goosey”

by Derty Berty February 1, 2020

a whole goofy

In Chicago when somebody act stupid you call the person a whole goofy

“Aye bro Im bout to go stand on 63rd and sell some socks”
“Man you a whole goofy”

by Shortymc23 December 23, 2020

A01 ling ling goofy phumper

The “A01” stands for “ain’t 0 way”. The rest stands for when something doesn’t go your way or when you’re in disbelief. Similar to, “damn it”, and “for real”

Friend: I hooked up with your mom last night.

You: A01 bruh, you cappin’, ling ling goofy phumper.

Friend: On god I did.

You: A01 ling ling goofy phumper.

by Diskmasker9000 September 23, 2022

Making a gooey

A big sloppy poop

"Are you awake in there?!" shouts Kevin. "Yes, I'm just making a gooey!" replies Kurtis

by Whitemanhorse January 29, 2023