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Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off
I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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gods fidget spinner

sh*t were getting hit with another one of {gods fidget spinner}
by squanjo September 19, 2017
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gods leaf

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(
by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018
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godscrewed

When it seems like God has just made a bad thing happen to you on purpose.
Did you see what God just let happen to me with no compassion? I've just been Godscrewed!
by Mike Fiftyonefifty September 6, 2018
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goldsmid

Goldsmid is the ultimate captain, best leader.

Often harsh but above all else fair.

A real Goldsmid knows just how pretty they are but doesn't often make a fuss about it.

Always good with their hands, makes the most beautiful Amazonian babies.
Oh hey there Goldsmid, I want to be successful can you PLEASE be my captain.
Gosh I wish I looked half as pretty as a Goldsmid.
Jeepers that baby is so beautiful and Amazonian, it's not a Goldsmid, is it?
by AmazonianBabies October 20, 2018
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Gods dandruff

Snow or really good cocaine that makes u see heaven
by BrainGriffin October 28, 2018
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Gods of Smut

A pretty shitty Wattpad account made by five friends who honestly don't even write smut that often but mainly fluff. They write about BTS because they're obsessed. They could make anime ones if they wanted to but no ones asked. They worship the mighty god of smut. Some call her Jungcock while others call her 'Daddy'. Honestly this is just a lame self promo to an account with like no reads that's trying to put themselves out there. Books range from BTS to Venom. They're all individual writers with talent and I'm obsessed. Other than that it's an offer to write smuts for people for there can be a good word put in to one of their writers. Totally not a creepy fan
"The Gods of Smut should write more of ____ type of fanfiction"
by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018
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