Gary Busied 

Drunk to the point where one can only speak in unintelligle mumbles, loses control of bodily functions and possibly tries to fight best friend after mistaking them for a gremlin. This behaviour usually results in waking up in jail with little to no memory of the previous night.

Hogan* was so Gary Busied last night I couldn't understand a word he said. He kept saying something about lunar goggles and gremlins, then he tried to fight Carlos*, and somehow, from his backyard, ended up in the drunk tank.

Gary Busied by Lucy Lawless April 23, 2007

hot gary 

When a man does another man up the ass and cums inside.

I heard the music trivia guy at the Brass Taps receives a hot gary from his boyfriend nightly, sometimes returning the load via a Manhattan Transfer

hot gary by J. Cloth March 15, 2009

red gary

While having anal intercourse, the Red Gary is the act in which a man pulls his erect penis from the bleached swollen butthole of his partner, dips it in Louisiana hot sauce and proceeds to slide it firmly back in the hole, while yelling "here comes the Red Gary".

I shaved her butthole because it was hairy, then I found some Tabasco and gave her the red Gary.

red gary by The Red Gary December 18, 2014

second gear 

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.

Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.

second gear by PublicServantForTheHomies May 13, 2020

Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”

Top Gear by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021

morale gear 

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

morale gear by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Gear Shifter 

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

Gear Shifter by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008