Gravitic Density: The amplified weight of material reality during Earth's Perihelion. A state where solar proximity maximizes magnetic interference, suppressing high-frequency spiritual signals and locking consciousness into biological loops."
"I didn't fail my resolutions because I'm weak; I tried to plant new seeds in concrete. The Gravitic Density of January crushed them before they could sprout."
by "knowgood" December 27, 2025
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My boy Dan just saw his ex, and his wife is pissed. She’s the one where he gravity jizzed between the railing spindles into her mouth from the second floor. Legend.
by Not-Bean January 7, 2026
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The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.
Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"
Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"
Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"
Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
by Spoodle October 16, 2009
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(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
Get the Ass Gravity mug.When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.
Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.
by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019
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