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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

middle ground

A place of your own where you can go to just hang out.

My middle ground. (someones house)

by -Duyn- May 13, 2005

moral high ground

A place that most people take themselves to while talking about a situation where someone is subject to judgement based on their actions, to depict themselves as morally "right". People who take this ground are generally hypocrites with little understanding of why the person subject to judgement has committed said actions and they are everything what's wrong with the world.

Person 1: Oh he is 18 and dated someone of the age of 15. Pedophile!
Person 2: Women are attracted to men older than them. Sorry but it's true.
Person 1: (*Takes moral high ground*) No, he's immoral!! But I don't care if an 80 year old man marries someone of his daughter's age because it's okay and they are adults!
Person 2: Where's your morality now, bitch?

by chillnonymous March 26, 2022

off ground

A phrase you say when your wasted or not feeling 'normal'.

Smelling sharpies makes you feel completely off ground.
Smoke to get that off ground experience.

by AL.Capone April 29, 2006

Losing Ground

When you used to be close with someone, but now other people are taking up their time. Usually in terms of a crush or a friendship.

Chris used to be good friends with his crush, Jess, but shes been hanging out with other guys and now he's losing ground.

by WoodenJars November 8, 2016

plowing new ground

any new sexual encounter.

hey look at that chick over there, if i hook up wit her i'll be plowing new ground tonight.

by TRICK 22 March 30, 2004

plowing new ground

A term used when a person has moved on and is no longer with someone. Usually refers to a male when he is done with his woman.

This term may also be used to cover up the fact that a man got dumped and is trying to make it seem like he doesn't care, when he is really crying inside because his girl finally left his sorry butt. The fact is, he actually can't find a girl who will put up with him like his ex did and is therefore lonely and secluded.

"Yo man what's good with you and Lana?"

"Damn haven't u heard, i'm plowing new ground now."

by Mrs. Shad Greggory Moss April 9, 2004