Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

friends

friends are some one who like you for who you are not beqacuse of ur stile of stuff their there cuz there they are friends and some of them try to trick you if you have you have alot of mony and they pretend to like you so they can steal your mony those people who ar like that make me sick i used to have a friend like that she wuz really bossy and mean and told lies she blamed every thing that she did wrong she did wrong so i always got in truble when she wuz the 1 who did it it felt like she wuz taking over my life and i hated her i never got the chance to say stop doing wutever she did wrong at that time then when i got the chance i sed to "stop pushing me arong you blame everything on me its not fair so just stop i had enough already u cant take over me life its just not faif u can't do that"then she went to an other school a few month later and i wuz reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happt it wuz 1 of the happest days of my life !!!!!! go me go me go me i did not know better to have a friend like her i wuz 5 !it wuz not right i had to say that cuz she wuz takin over my life

it wuz driven me crazy it wuz horrable she wuz like trin to take over my life i hated it it wuz anoing

by gwen March 21, 2005

friend

A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion

"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

friend

Friends rock! Yea, they do!!!!!

friend.

OMG! Last night, I touched her boob, then, we fucked on her mom's bed! Then i ate her out, and she went and i found her with a girl and they were licking eachothers clits, and that LESBIANNNNN! boobieeee!

by jfskdl;aj fsdafsda August 15, 2006

friend

V. To ask someone to be your friend on facebook.

"I meet this hot chick the other day at SAE."
"Dude, did you friend her?"
"Like an hour later."

by Lisa_V April 12, 2006

as a friend

what all the chicks say to Jesse Aguilar when he asks them out.

Jesse (over text message): Do you wanna go to Sadies with me?

Kayla: Nah dude, I only like you as a friend.

by c.fizz March 29, 2005