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april foolery

When everyone be like "lol I like you...APRIL FOOLS". Or when everyone makes fake food and pulls lame pranks.... IT JUST WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME.
Me: I'm tired of all this April Foolery, people should grow up.
by Dogeibits April 2, 2017
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fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."
by Ill_Will October 4, 2018
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faller

Is a person usually from Minnesota. They love to ride through corn with their trucks and kill random animals that no one has ever heard in random ways. They are often annoyed by German or Spanish phrases, and are known to wear emo attire. They also are known to sit at the back desk in S-15.
My roommate is the perhaps the largest faller in the world. He doesn't even know what its like to be a real balla aka G.I. M-Dub
by Balla McBallster November 17, 2007
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Andy Fowler

Andy Fowler is a blonde gay man from the British boyband roadtrip. He has had 24 boyfriends while in the band. the most current relationship Andy has had is with his boyfriend dylan. Andy has never dated rye Beaumont.
Andy Fowler and Dylan are so cute!
by Notblair October 2, 2019
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filler

(pant filler); a child that fills their pants; also used when refering to a bratty child under the age of five.
I had to babysit a total filler. It was horrible.
by charger January 10, 2008
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penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.
That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.
by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012
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avery fuller

A little bitch who doesn't know anything about basketball and is weak af.
That dude is such a freaking Avery Fuller
by BatmanSkunk December 30, 2016
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