flooded basement

same as the leaky roof except the recipient gags on the semen drops and vomits.

Jason got a flooded basement from David.

by John Y September 10, 2003

Flooding the Basement

getting an erection.

guy 1: "houston, we have a problem."

guy 1: "i'm flooding the basement."

guy 2: "oh shit, just think about a chair, it'll go away."

by ProfessorOak February 1, 2009

Floodgates

Extremely short jeans, usually worn by a "Gain" or someone who is just a fucking nerd. They are so high that you can see their ankels and their socks.

Damn, look at that kid. He's got massive floodgates!

by Paskwal and Gain December 29, 2008

flood

Combination of the words fart and blood. When a woman is on her period and farts, inadvertantly causing the release of a large amount of menstrual blood.

I have to run to the ladies room 'cause I just flooded.

by bowiesarea July 20, 2008

flodder

The staff member whose job it is to fend off your complaint (or other enquiry), and make sure you don't waste any management time. From the initials of "first line of defense".

Synonyms: flodbod, flodperson.

The verb is "to flod".

Took me ten minutes to get past the flodder at the front desk.

by Dadge July 28, 2007

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016