Floop

A character from the Spy Kids films. Basically a crazy shit and probably a pedophile. Known for having excellent taste in vests and being a genius.

"Floop was my favourite Spy Kids character as a child."

"But he was kind of a pedophile."

"My childhood self was like 'Holy shit. I would take him into my sandbox and I would tap that. Then we could drink Capri Sun together.'"

"This is why you have problems."

by Cheesy McGee April 26, 2012

floop

the extremely fast movement of a poop from the anus to the toilet water.

"ow, that floop hurt! I think it left a burn!"

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 7, 2005

floopidoop

The act of performing oral sex on the male genitals. Usually performed by a female. However, it is not gender specific and other variations are not uncommon.

Last night, I received the most fantastic floopidoop a had ever experienced.

by Joey V December 26, 2005

Flop-top

The exact opposite of a boner.

That fat, ugly girl gave me a Flop-top.

by jokerface249 June 25, 2009

Floopee

The feeling you get when you realize you skipped a test that is 25% of your grade, and instead of being upset, you eat chinese and call it a day

Meg: I just realized that I missed my test!
Shelly: How much was it worth?
Meg: It was 25% of my grade!
Shelly: Are you upset?
Meg: No, actually, I'm quite floopee about it.
Shelly: Oh, so you want some chinese then?
Meg: Precisely.

by jbiebs87 April 22, 2011

Floop

The word you say when you run out of things to rhyme with poop.

Poop droop boop stoop troop coupe ... floop

by Dr. Floop PhD Quantum Flooping April 8, 2017