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Senator Joe Manchin(Blue Falcon). "Parents might buy drugs with monthly child tax credit payments instead of providing for their kids."
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Falcon

Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.

Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.

If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.

Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
That Falcon took a dive into the water. I think he mistaked that shark for a fish carcass.
by EsquireUnderARock February 21, 2022
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millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something
See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!
by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020
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Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
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Blue Falcon

The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
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gayhomo falcon

gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) is a destiny 2 exotic thats mid
im using gayhomo falcon(GYRFALCON'S HAUBERK) on my void hunter build
by Guffloe March 22, 2023
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Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina
Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.
by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020
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