Faith no Faith

A substitute for religion created by Steve and Jake (not creators... those are religious figures.)

The premise of Faith no Faith is that you have no beliefs. That means that you dont believe in God, Jesus, Right, Wrong, anything. Nothing is true, but nothing is also not true.

Faith no Faith is the correct way of thinking.

stupid person1: yo, you christian?
smart person1: no, dat shit is stupid
stupid person2: yo, you jewish then?
smart person1: no, dat shit is stupid
stupid person3: then what are you?
smart person1: Faith no Faith

by faithNofaith October 21, 2007

faith-based initative

Developed by president G.W.Bush as a plan to give money to "faith-based" organizations in order for them to help with social problems

With funding from the faith-based initative, we can feed the homeless in the area

by LSN February 6, 2008

Faith

A gay grandma with pickles up her nose. Only dates marshmallow pepperonis though.

Can faith have a pepperint?
you can have a peppermint!
that’s too hot for faith.

by SkrrtSkrrt666 April 23, 2019

faith

Third album of the cure. It's sad and grey, but oh so good.

There's nothing left but faith

by Fuchsia April 6, 2005

Faishan

Ruler,king,lion

Lion who roar and came out of fire. Faishan

by F A I November 24, 2021

faithish

A belief structure possessing a singular quality borne of a unique combination of blind optimism and hardened pessimism. Origin: North American female named Faith who, in a delicious twist of irony, is a hardened cynic.

Hey, Jeebs, what's your religion?
I'd say it's more of a faithish. I believe that God exists. It's the only explanation for my having been struck by lightning seven times.

by marahnna August 5, 2008

Failhawk

A mohawk (or fauxhawk) hairstyle that is broken by the presence of an obvious baldspot.

Hey, check out fat guy on the Harley trying to look all badass. That failhawk 'do sure completes his look! (yells across street) FAIL!

by Graysonofthewood June 5, 2011