The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
Get the Italian facialmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez {(.6.7.6)}Hernandez{(.6.7.6)} Plus a Medicaid Identification Card That Has A Perfect Facial Pose + Angel Jose Robles = Hellstrom Robles<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez {(.6.7.6)}Hernandez{(.6.7.6)} Plus a Medicaid Identification Card That Has A Perfect Facial Pose + Angel Jose Robles = Hellstrom Robles<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez {[(.6.7.6)]}Hernandez{[(.6.7.6)]} Plus a Medicaid Identification Card That Has A Perfect Facial Pose + Angel Jose Robles = Hellstrom Robles<.7.9.6.7.>mug. When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.
I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.
by night_lis April 3, 2025
Get the Failed Facialmug. When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
Get the Ursula Facialmug. This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.
Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
by Stoney69 May 30, 2019
Get the Facial Shitsplosionmug. Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
Get the mom facialmug. 