fecalwormaphobia

Fear of shitting worms, as during a cleansing of the colon.

I'm thinking of doing a master cleanse to make my stomach feel better, but I've got fecalwormaphobia; I'm terrified I'll be firing tapeworms out of my anus.

by pabloescobar11 June 29, 2008

fecal debris

Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).

A partial act of 'following through'.

Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!

by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009

fecebooking

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.

**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah

by gin078 September 2, 2009

Fecal Hindenburg

The act of someone expelling explosive diarrhea into another's mouth until the point that they can take no more and their cheeks' explode.

Cinnamon chundered shorty after receiving a fecal hindenburg.

by BlahBlah2011 September 5, 2011

Feces pieces

Small bite size pieces of shit.

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

per-fect

someone who has no flaw.

Amy is so per-fect. You just have to love her.

by Tommytonga July 14, 2005

bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012