jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014

my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

A Father

Something I haven't had since fourth grade

Oh you have a Father you lucky son of a bitch

by No why just why June 1, 2022

Father Tongue

A language other than the mother tongue that is spoken just as fluently in a family, community, nation etc.

Spanish is a father tongue to most Philippinos

by anthrogasm October 6, 2008

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Fatherfucker

The title of Canadian pervert Peaches 2003 album, the word fatherfucker has also become a fun new insult for the female persuasion.

"Fuck you bitch! Fatherfucker!"

by Courtney April 8, 2005

father

The person you wish you never knew. Someone that will cause physical, emotional and psychological abuse to a child. He will curse at his child calling it 'an animal, no face, worthless shit' that makes the child heavy burden growing up, having trouble studying, working and functioning as a normal human being in society. The person who will make you wish you never born as a human being

Dude, I'm a child who grew up with a father... what the fuck!

by GodSMH August 30, 2016