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Chicken farming

To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm
Wow! Did you just Chicken farm in Alaska? Chicken farming is illegal there
by GangGangChicken September 22, 2018
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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
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pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
by skuffed_up March 1, 2023
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Farm Harder

When you find farming too easy and you need to “turn em’ green” in order to hit your weekly targets – It is common for the leader of the farm shout “Farm Harder” in order to ensure you “turn em’ green” and hit your farming targets. When it is shouted it is common to hear all the other farmers shout back in unison “Farm Harder” and this is usually proceeded by everyone “Farming Harder” and enjoying a cold Beer to celebrate hitting their farming targets. You could also shout “Up the Baggies” to illicit the same response.
Farm Harder...everyone is now farming harder to hit their targets
by Sizzler1 June 15, 2018
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fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff
i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf
by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016
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remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.
They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.
by king dáin April 14, 2013
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