twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. by Dr Danger September 1, 2010
Get the Cornish Edwardsmug. Noah: pass me the ball
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA
by TheRealBongo April 18, 2020
Get the Edward Bolamug. A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.
by KugelblitzInTheBathtub June 24, 2021
Get the Edward Camerahandsmug. 
by whori02 May 20, 2020
Get the Corbin Edwardsmug.