twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. ms edwards your bitchy crackhead ceramics teacher took to much psychedelics in the 60's now stuck underpaid and pissed at everyone
by gethighinmsedwardsclass May 14, 2020
Get the ms edwardsmug. by Nighnutz November 3, 2019
Get the Port Edwardsmug. A modification of edward 40hands. One begins with a 40 strapped to each hand, preferably olde english, steel reserve or st ides for hard mode. In order to gain entrance to the game, one must first finish a single 40. The hand will then be freed.
Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.
Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.
Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.
Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.
by yaskimode May 26, 2021
Get the edward 40ballmug. he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.
by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021
Get the Edward Duranmug. by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011
Get the port edwardsmug.