twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."
Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward
Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward
Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.
by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012
Get the Pulled an Edwardmug. he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.
by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021
Get the Edward Duranmug. by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011
Get the port edwardsmug. by FartingFart October 30, 2017
Get the Edward Changmug. ms edwards your bitchy crackhead ceramics teacher took to much psychedelics in the 60's now stuck underpaid and pissed at everyone
by gethighinmsedwardsclass May 14, 2020
Get the ms edwardsmug.