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drunk girl 

a guy on saturday night live that does a perfect impression of a drunk fat blonde girl that thinks shes sexy. oh common kids, you all know you've run into them.
'i went trick or treating.... but all i got was candy. you know what i really wanted? grilled cheese sandwiches.....a hehh.....meow'
drunk girl by oOCaityOo December 12, 2003
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Drunk Texting 

When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.

There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
- Text Alert goes off -

Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"

- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
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drunk tank

Hello everyone, welcome to the Roosterteeth drunk tank.
drunk tank by Chingstah90 July 13, 2011

drunk tipping 

A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.
DRUNK TIPPING

Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.

Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.
drunk tipping by Mizuian December 15, 2008

drunk-style 

Drunk Style a.k.a. Drunkard Boxing:
Drunkard Boxing is one of the branches in the ground Kung Fu and is the most advanced one in martial art training. With a unique way in Chinese Kung Fu, drunkard boxing enables boxers to falter, waddle, fall and sway just like drunkards. They blend a series of drunkard-like, unsteady movements, actions and skills of the martial arts like Taichi, Monkey Boxing, Long Fist and Ground Boxing and try to confuse their opponents with special skills which often lead them to surprise triumphs. Execution of the drunkard boxing demands extreme flexibility of the joints as well as suppleness, dexterity, power and coordination all of which can be developed in the course of practice.

This set of style is self-created by Shifuo as a new style combining Ground Boxing, Monkey Boxing and Six Combination Boxing.
Martin: Didja see that fool's drunk-style?

Von: Yeah, it get's 'em everytime.
drunk-style by Reaction November 9, 2008
when sum1 is totally wasted and starts rambling or making hilarious confessions. similiar to a drunk dice
Girl: I love you
Guy: youre totally wasted
girl: this isnt a drunk say!
guy: sure
drunk say by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

drunk rush 

The swell in the occupancy of a restaurant during the late night/early morning when business should typically be slow.
Why is there so many cars in Whataburger's parking lot this late? Oh yea, the drunk rush.
drunk rush by Ohgir August 20, 2008