(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)
Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.
Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*
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A chemical reaction in which tape media formats like VHS and audio cassettes are contaminated with crystal-like white powders. This occurs when storing tapes on a bad environment or being unused for a long time. Moldy tapes are easy to damage devices that use magnetic tapes, and can make them unplayable.
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Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation
-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia
-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct
Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation
-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia
-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct
Me: when's 2016 gonna be over...IT WAS THE WORST...i got nothing done...bla bla bla
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.
by 14yearoldcomplainer February 13, 2017
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