poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

Decerto

A European competitive Call of Duty forum where many disabled people and infants now hang out, in contrast to the early days (2007) when the level of posting was mainly mature and intelligent. The majority of new users constantly spew overused memes with a view to getting "likes". Many people have adopted the bb.com misc sense of humour but are unaware new faggots so do not have the ability to use said jokes and memes in correct fashion. The average age is 14, with the average IQ being a similar number. It is cringe-central.

just joined decerto from gb ur8 m8 mirin

by Wesley Poupon June 14, 2011

upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

by FeelThePower March 28, 2008

ducker

Cute word for a duck.

Awww.... look at the little ducker crossing the road!

by Freybjorg April 17, 2020

The Green Dong Dackers

The Best band ever

The Green Dong Dackers give me a boner

by The Green Dongs April 19, 2018

Desmond Dekker

I can't believe that no one defined him yet. He is only one of the coolest legends to ever exist. Born Desmond Adolphus Dacres on July 16, 1941. Was a pioneer of first-wave ska in the sixties with his group the Aces, and the best known performer outside Jamaica before Bob Marley. Ska Boss.

The first time I ever heard Israelites I thought I landed in ska heaven. Long live Desmond Dekker.

by Orange Lady August 8, 2008