Deckers

1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.

adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.

v. the act of being perfect

1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers

by not deckers June 18, 2008

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

The Deckers

A cyberpunk gang in "Saints Row The Third" that has young, mostly male members.

I'm a member of the Deckers.

by Matildawss June 25, 2021

Sprinky Deckers

When your toilet is so overflowed with shit, not one more drop of DOOKY could ever fit in it.

The toilets at the JCB all have sprinky deckers in them.

by MSmithDaily666 April 9, 2009

lil deckers

the name for fans of Declan Mckenna

“did you see that Declan Mckenna said his fans don’t have a name?”
“yeah it’s like he’s completely ignoring the lil deckers”

by skadeordie September 9, 2020

The Lil Deckers

The Lil Deckers are fans of British singer/songwriter Declan McKenna. They're known for being "loud, memey, audacious, and musicheads" according to the musician.

Did you hear that Declan McKenna said his fans don't have a name? It's as if The Lil Deckers don't even exist to him.

by skadeordie September 9, 2020