jizz ice cubes

Jizzing into ice cube holders and freezing them with the intent of giving them to someone who is usually a douchebag

That bitch Jennifer didn't even notice when I slipped those jizz ice cubes into her cocktail.

by Wobinator November 3, 2013

go suck an ice cube!

Canadian phrase similar to go fuck yourself, or go suck an egg.

"Rebecca! Go suck an ice cube!! stop bothering me!! Fuckin' eh!"

by Zebradog May 2, 2014

rubik's cube

A toy in which you have to turn all different directions to make every side the to match up.

The new record for the fastest solving of the Rubik's cube is 5.25 seconds.

by definition king12345678910 August 8, 2017

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

by true story! January 23, 2016

cube world

A kick ass game that is taking for ages to be made by its developer Wollay who is taking more than a year to release a single fucking update. It is almost definitely vapor-ware. To bad those quests have hard monsters. Newb Alert.

Jonny: "Bro those quests are so cube world"

Alex: "Tell me about it. Their almost vapor-ware"

by TheBlozer April 16, 2014

Cuber

Will typically be a Sexy Indian boy toy who loves fondling toy cubes. 300% Alpha male and gets loads of pussy from his massive speedcubing clout.

Person A: Holy shit dude, that guy is so fucking sexy! Did you see how fast he solved that fucking rubix cube? Jesus Christ!
Person B: Yea, thats a Cuber, he does that all the time, the combination of his sexy indian model body and his cubing prowess is just too much for bitches to resist, he gets more pussy in a night than we ever will in our lifetime. All of them are like that.

by Floraciousness of the Mind June 11, 2019

Ice Cube

To pull an Ice Cube; use all the milk in the house except for a few drops, therefore when somebody (Ice Cube in Friday) goes to put some on their cereal, they realize they've been had and are told to use water like everybody else.

Man, I went to get some Cap'n Crunch Berries this morning, but somebody pulled an Ice Cube on me.

by misledburnout January 28, 2010