Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 4, 2019

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

Crusted

To be cool, sick, gnarly, awesome

“Damn bro that’s so crusted!”
“Gina is so crusted!”
“That latte art is crusted af!”

by anonymous August 8, 2022

crust force 1s

a phrase describing a persons nike air force 1s that are particularly stained, dirty or old

“he’s got the crust force 1s on”
or
“not the the crust force 1s”

by susie.early August 29, 2022

Crust Girl

A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.

“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”

by RackHansen April 27, 2022

Crusted

Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.

Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.

by ShmooLover69420 November 28, 2022

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022