crotch goblin
A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
crotch goblin by Ener January 20, 2007
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crotch-first
When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.
I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.
crotch-first by rollaricedan December 6, 2013
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crotch rot
The filmy, dark and smelly substance that accrues within the general area of one's genitalia; especially after a long, hot day that included heavy walking.
My fellow passengers on the elevator looked at me with disgust and crinkled their noses--my darn crotch rot was acting up again.
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Crotch Tits
When a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of tits.
Some woman with crotch tits at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. She's not disabled, she's just too fat and lazy to walk.
Crotch Tits by Big scuNk March 13, 2011
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