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Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.
"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."
by caidicus September 26, 2011
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crater

A over abused and used vagina.
1. Whos Suzy? The bitch with the big crator in her pants.
by big d May 13, 2005
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crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.
who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face
by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010
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image crafting

Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc
Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.
by nic knut October 14, 2013
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coon craft

Remarkably insensitive name for an English company in the 1950's and 1960's that used to make golliwog soft toys, including some 6-foot tall ones.

Understandably, no longer in business (for the obvious reasons and the fact that my gran owned it and is now dead)
This golliwog was made by Coon Craft, Ltd.
by JohnnyMalaria May 10, 2006
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arts and crafts week

I couldn't shag her tonight, because it's arts and crafts week at panty school
by maximum77 February 24, 2010
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Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out
Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up
by Anewngga57 August 23, 2021
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