cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

Coon Clubber

Coon-an insulting word for a black person

Coon clubber - a racist who beats African Americans

That boy Tommy is a coon clubber

by DaRussianBadger June 25, 2017

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

Snow-Coon

A Jew or Caucasian who promotes racism against Jews or Caucasians.

Joe Biden is a snow-coon.

by Thystle April 26, 2021

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018