cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)

I want to cowboy coon you

by game_takers1 April 29, 2023

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017

Batt Coon

A batt coon is a very cute dog also known as a Jug half Pug and half Jack Russel Terrier .

Aweeh look at that jug upside down he looks like a bat and a ratcoon. Batt Coon

by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 6, 2010

Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

Coon Clubber

Coon-an insulting word for a black person

Coon clubber - a racist who beats African Americans

That boy Tommy is a coon clubber

by DaRussianBadger June 25, 2017

Coon-tail

The tail of a raccoon. Think Davy Rocket hat minus the part that goes on your head.

Yeah those little fuckers kept rummaging through my trash cans. Picked em’ off with an air rifle and now I got some fresh coon-tails.

by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021

coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming

Colton stop being such a coon magoogin

by Sir Heft July 14, 2022