quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 28, 2007

Shit Controller

The controller in the house that no one wants to play with. typicly off brand, or damaged.

aww dog, theres to many people you gonna have to use the shit controller.

No buddy wants to play with the shit controller.

by Robert destroyer of controller May 14, 2010

Bowl Control

"Bowl Control" ; noun

To be in control of the bowl of a marijuana smoking device currently being toked on by your bros.

Yo it's cool dawg I got bowl control finish that drank

by bowl_control December 23, 2010

Dream Control

n. The ability to exert control over one's dreams. This is a separate skill apart from Lucidity.

Dude, I was flying around and shooting lightning out of my eyeballs, then I became Lucid and for some reason lost my Dream Control. I fell to the earth and ate shit.

by WakingNomad May 6, 2012

Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"

Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

by Chorizo expert June 12, 2021

birth control bitch

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.

Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!

by AshAnne2412 March 1, 2010

gun control

hitting what you are aiming for

Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control

by conservative joe June 13, 2005