holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.

"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."

by Wookiestick December 2, 2004

candy crotch

a fine female.

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.

by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

Eye Candy

a person that that is so appealing to look at;sweet to look at;sexy; A very attractive male or female.

"Halle Berry is fine, she's definately Eye candy"

by Ph!llyD!va April 22, 2010

sex and candy

What John Wozniak smelled.

I smell sex and candy, who's that sitting in my chair?!?!

by GeoJordan February 25, 2008

Alaskan Candybar

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

by PanamaMN June 5, 2008

candy-ass

A word filter on 4chan that comes about by saying "faggot."

OP is a candy-ass roody-poo fucker.

by MegamanTTEX June 19, 2011