portuguese rock climb

Portuguese Rock Climb: when a female crabwalks up to a wall with her head facing the wall and you grab her ankles and you fling her up breaking her neck into a 90 degree angle and then busting a nut in her ear

portuguese rock climbing: i was portugese rock climbing with my daughter yesturday

by rootedcso April 7, 2017

CBomb

noun \cee bom\
1. a person of large mass or great weight who is a liar, cheat, thief, manipulator, and has horrible hygiene.

I am not friends with her anymore, I found out she is a CBomb.

by gracesuicide May 9, 2011

Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003

Climbing The Adirondacks

when someone takes adderalland feels "high"

mike:bro i really need an adderall
adam:yea bro im climbing the adirondacks right now
mike:i hate you

by nikesb93 March 22, 2009

clamboree

A large celebration or party, typically a lavish and boisterous; specifically one that involves many clams, nose clams that is.

The boys are all up in Vail for the 4th of July, I bet it is a total clamboree.

by Crayola Walker July 2, 2016

the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd)

When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.

"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.

by Cockface Maguyver April 22, 2009

Chomby

A fat, chubby or overweight person.
Can be used as a derogatory comment or as a term of endearment.

"Did you see that fat bitch at Nambour Hospital, making trouble for those two young kids? What a f'ing chomby."

"Aw bubby, you're such a chomby!"

by Shit bits December 4, 2004