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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
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christopher claesson

CHRISTOPHER CLAESSON IS GREAT AT FIFA
Christopher claesson is really good at Fifa

He wins every game
by Lucas Pringle December 12, 2016
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oliver claesson

He is a sexy man with a big dick and all girls wants to have sex with him. He is tall and have a nice car.
Oliver you are so sexy.

The first day i met oliver i was in love .

One time i had sex with oliver claesson after i could not walk for one week
by AmyFOX12345 December 17, 2016
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povestea clasei a 6 a B

It's a private story. Created by a girl named Hadi Maria Zakia, if you want to read, follow her at Instagram. "Povestea clasei a 6 a B" it contains 2 guys from attack on titan (Eren and Levi)
Person 1: Omg, this story is so amazing!
Person 2: Ugh, why it's it in Romanian? Where is it the english version?
Person3: I can't wait for the chapter 2 from "Povestea clasei a 6 a B"
by Kawaii girl 77 April 1, 2018
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Theodor claesson

A very weird guy that likes to wrestle naked.
-my mother died last week :(
-i would still smash tho *does hyenan*
Stop being a Theodor Claesson
by shadow123212321232123 November 6, 2018
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Oosma clare

The place every sick nigga what to come from were everybody eats sand and horses and smokes juul
Boy1: hey i wanna be in Oosma clare
Boy2:you aint the only one
by sucfor12buc November 12, 2018
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julian clarence nathan

Julian Clarence Nathan

is the most impulsive, caring, strong young man I know. He will race to help you if your close to him, his family are very important. He cannot lie he is so handsome he is tall his full name is promise's kept.
Julian Clarence Nathan:

means a promise kept from one person to another honesty , (like a pinky swear. I swear on my grandma's grave that I will never do that!)
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