Skip to main content

charlie (female version) 

a very sweet girl who is cheerful and friendly in everyway! Doesn't like to fall out with people so in arguements she will let other people win, however she will not let people walk over her! Everyone who has a Charlie in their lives is very lucky! Charlies are very intelligent people who strive for only success in life! They're usually drawn to money but are not gold-diggers! In a relationship, she expects to be put first and cared for by the male. Charlies are generally good in bed and have a hotass body with good features. They have a love for dogs and can get attached to them very easily. Genuinely nice girls with a love for the world and the environment.
"Who's that girl over there stroking that adorable dog?"

"That's definitely a Charlie (female version)!"
charlie (female version) mug front
Get the charlie (female version) mug.
See more merch

Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Chalino Sanchez 

Chalino Sanchez was a Mexican singer who gained popularity in California in the early 1990's for his controversial lyrics. He is considered the father of 'corridos'(music genre) and his career has inspired others to follow his legacy. His life is similar to that of the late Tupac Shakur in many aspects. As Tupac, Chalino was also shot prior to his death and they are both considered icons of their music genre. His music is very popular between the Mexican-American culture and various tributes have emerged after his death. He is also known for been the father of the late Adan Sanchez which was also another young corrido singer who died in 2004. RIP Chalino S.& Adan S.
Rafa: Hey loco, put the song Nieves de Enero
Juan: Simon, Chalino Sanchez is the man.
Chalino Sanchez by StOiC July 24, 2006

Charline 

charline is a very funny and loving friend. she has lots in common with you and she wants to have fun with you. she has your back every time.
charline is so funny she made me pee my pants.
Charline by shantasia November 2, 2019

Charlise 

The most amazing lady in the whole entire god damn world. No one would ever give up the chance to see this young lady. She is beautiful, smart, clever, passionate, cute, and has a passion for memes and volleyball. If you know a charlise I recommend you text her and say I love you very much.
I love you charlise
Charlise by Mr.Immakickyourbutt March 12, 2018

Charlie The Unicorn 3 

Charlie The Unicorn 3 is the third installment to the popular internet series "Charlie The Unicorn." It starts out with Charlie walking normally when he hears the voices of the annoying blue and pink unicorns from the previous videos, and they suddenly appear in time travel gear claiming they're from the future, They want Charlie to come to the future with them, and tell him to grab onto their toungues, which whip out like ropes onto Charlie. They bring Charlie to the future to finish their snowman, which looks exactly the same as before except their gear is gone. The 2 unicorns say that they might wake the "Umu" which isn't really there, and they have to be sneaky, which is shown randomly by the blue and pink unicorns flailing their legs as if they were limp, which Charlie states he clearly can't do. They apparently woke the Umu and they run to a boat shaped like a duck, and once again Charlie has to "grab onto their toungues." After a short ride and annoying telephone noises the 2 unicorns make, they are pulled into a liquid abyss, which is where the snowman lies. During an underwater journey to the snowman, they come across a door that is standing straight up and doesn't go anywhere, and is said it can see into your soul, which the pink unicorn soon after says he was just joking. When they're almost there, random sea creatures swim above, which the unicorns make Charlie stop for. Charlie angrily says he doesn't care about every sea creatures, but they say the creatures care about him, when suddenly a goat-seal-like thing sings a song about how the fish love him, and he spontaneously combusts like the other creatures did in the previous 2 videos. Charlie finds the snowman without a nose, but suddenly sleeping gas comes out, knocking him unconscious. The video ends with him waking up finding that the 2 unicorns took his horn and used it as a nose, which Charlie complains about very briefly, but he then sees his kidney, which the unicorns took in the first video, in the snowman.
Charlie the unicorn 3 is awesome.

Charlie Sheen Weekend 

A weekend filled with lots of drinking,drugs, hookers and wild behavior.
Jeff had a Charlie Sheen weekend in Vegas
Charlie Sheen Weekend by BigOmDaddy December 11, 2010