catch 22

A woman who is so ugly that in order to bang her you need to drink so much booze that you can no longer get it up.

That chick who works on the next floor up is a real catch 22.

by Richard F Slapp December 28, 2007

Catch-a-snatch

To fall asleep for 20 to 30 minutes, usually residing in an automobile or rock wall.

Excuse me while I catch-a-snatch.

by Jaybeehizzlemomma May 19, 2006

Catch Everything

A perpetual, sometimes unfortunately short-lived state of life where everything is going your way and falling into place due to a high level of tightness/luck/amount of crushing/etc.

History of Catch Everything:

Started as a drunken game played from 2-3am after a night of heavy drinking. One player puts on wide receiver gloves while a partner takes turns ripping bingers and throwing a football to different areas of the apartment. The basic goal is to catch everything, hence the name Catch Everything.

Sully: "you get nice in cards last night?"
Matt: "yeah it was basically catch everything"

Sully: "how'd your finance exam go?"
Matt: "crushed it, it was catch everything"

by Julie Hetrick January 5, 2009

catch a seizure

what some people do when they are stressed

We were afraid Tracey would catch a seizure and someone would have to spoon her.

by webenoszs October 27, 2008

catch 69

win win situation

my friend gets to choose between ten thousand dollars in cash or a new bmw, he is in a catch 69. either way its a win win situation.

by xxxsketchxxx April 12, 2011

Catch The Oompa Loompa

When you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned Dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an Oompa Loompa on the loose. You then proceed to catch the little b*tch in order to get a reward for your deeds...hopefully. Willy Wonka would be proud of your efforts!

Homegirl1: Ohh shit look its a oompa loompa on da loose! Girl we need to return it to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, den we'll get more money den a bitch! Ahh! Lets go Catch the Oompa Loompa !
WhiteLady1: Thats not a oompa loompa! Thats a Midget! Don't be rude!
Homegirl2: Bitch shut the hell up! You a blind ass bitch!
(Homegirl1 + Homegirl2 then push WhiteLady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
Homegirl1: Okay now we need to go to fedex or shit!

by Dijonay Jones October 8, 2011

Catch 182

A girl that is extremely smart and is difficult to date. She is almost untouchable and only interacts with you when you have something good to offer her (i.e. Money, Sex, Drugs).

Joe, that girl is a catch 182. You'll never get her unless you have something better than yourself to offer her.

by brosumi April 23, 2014