Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018

camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.

I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.

by Tex Dark May 15, 2019

Hamel the Camel

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.

Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

by Ricky Bobby 07 March 18, 2019

Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.

Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.

by cjfudge August 22, 2019

Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017

camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

by penisenlargment May 28, 2017

boob camel

Usually they have really big manboobs bigger than most women he also looks like a camel

Girl:he is such a jerk with big man boobs and he looks like a camel
Boy:he is such a boob camel

by Cuddles toothy May 31, 2017