Calvincest

The act of loving one's sister in an inappropriate or illegal manner.

Calvin was accused of Calvincest by piarr.

by Kleenex February 6, 2005

callin

The shortest guy ever he tends to be super overly gay

Ewwwww the guy is such a callin

by Logan sully October 2, 2017

Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.

Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"

by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010

cawinkidink

the retarted/slang way for saying coincidence, if you dont wanna be sounding too mature.

girl 1: hey, its my birthday today!
girl 2: omg really, its also your crushes birthday ;)
girl 1: wow, wat a cawinkidink

by a.muse.ing February 7, 2010

Calvin tse!

A fat chinese guy who participates in sport, mostly basketball. They are stinky and like eating lots of noodle soup.

(sometimes refered to as a Brice)

Shortened version can be Tse!

1. Guy number 1: Hey look over there. Its a fat chinese guy playing basketball with a instant noodle soup packet in his pocket.

Guy number 2: What a Calvin tse!

Can be further emphasised by adding the phrase, Brice maaate! or even Brice a donkey!

by pundalljabar August 24, 2011

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Calvinest

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.

That dude is a Calvinest!!

by anon February 26, 2004