Callum

Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him

Callum a pedo

by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019

Callum’s crib

Used in a sentence for a disgusting room usually filled with fast food , soft drinks and clothes on the floor.

Friend 1”have you seen David’s room!”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”

by Decoydoedoe June 9, 2019

callum glover

A very big dickhead

But friendly most of the time

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next

by Dacoolestguy May 27, 2017

Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.

Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo

by Jetmatich February 8, 2023

callum steel

A big black guy who has a lot of sex.

Callum in Latin is Callus.

Callus is a thickened and hardened part of the skin or soft tissue, especially in an area that has been subjected to friction.

Steel is a Steel Rod.

"Woah did you see that Callum Steel? He got loads of pussy."

by White Charlie August 3, 2022

Callum Goldring

this mans cock is down to his knees. And will bang Scott Brown.

oh its callum goldring

by penis suckker March 10, 2022

Callum

An extreme insult to welsh people everywhere

Hey mini callum

by The mEmE fAm September 12, 2017