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When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....
Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...
crank yank by tex WHITE October 17, 2018
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Crankhead 

A man who lives in the gym and has no other life outside. Takes everything way to seriously and always has spare steroids. Crankheads are always looking for more crank. Never get in the way of a crankhead and his crank.
Don’t move Will the crankheads looking for more crank.
Crankhead by User274946294 July 22, 2019

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking
"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"
Shanking Crank by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

swedish crank shaft 

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.
I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft
swedish crank shaft by ..... . February 14, 2014

Crank Dat 

1.Genre of Music in which the lyrical content is severly lacking in pentameter.
2.Gener of Music in which the sole purpose is for people to dance, songs that have thier own distinctive dance.
3.Genre of Music in which young artist partake to become successful.
4.Urban Line Dancing
1. Songs like Crank Dat: Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Incredible Hulk and to some extent Lipgloss
2.Lipgloss, Superman, Aunt Jackie
3. Soulja Boy, Lil Ma Ma, Young Seph, 3rd Flo ect.
4.Crossing of legs, Tapping foots, Pelvic thrusts
Crank Dat by Lance Jeune October 27, 2007

CrankGameplays 

CrankGameplays is an amazing little soft boi, if you don’t love him you can go jump off a bridge!
“Hey, do you know who CrankGameplays is?” “Yeah, I hate him, he can go die” *death stare* “excuse me.”
Any song that is so good that you can “crank to it”
John: did you listen to that new kid cudi album?
Alex: Yes bro, that shit was crank
Crank by Logodz February 6, 2021