candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy packed

A pistol loaded with cocaine.

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

booth candy

Hot young women who companies get to hang out in their booths at trade shows in order to bring in more interest. They may work for the company (usually in sales or marketing) or may be hired professional models.

Whoa! Check out the booth candy at the end of aisle 9. I think I need to learn more about widgets ...

by Sheot July 27, 2016

Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011