Neeto Burrito

A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.

guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"

by A FREAKING NACHO May 16, 2018

Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

Blastin Burrito

When you have a K/D below 0.3 in Rainbow Six Siege

Man, you really pulled a Blastin Burrito that game!

by slacck_ August 25, 2023

California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 16, 2022

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 02, 2022

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 25, 2014

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 08, 2017