brown sailor 

someone who enjoys performing anal sex

brown sailor by vaseline April 23, 2003

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

Brown capping by amos quito May 1, 2005

Brown eggs 

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

Brown eggs by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Brown Ticket 

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

Brown Ticket by Koor November 21, 2004

brown golf 

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

brown golf by Will & Chris May 23, 2006

brown ear 

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks

"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"

brown ear by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006

brown brow 

Brown-Brow: Brown-brow is the result of someone having fecal matter smeared across their forehead in the typical "unibrow" fashion.

My brother Jonathan pissed me of so I gave him a brown brow.

brown brow by jwhembree February 19, 2009