bind

As in "binding the jewels." To tie rope around a dude's balls and/or cock, as a ball stretcher or just for the tight sensation. It also keeps them from shriveling in the cold. Caution: Left in place too long or tied too tight the rope could cut off circulation. Uncaution: Could make orgasm way more intense.

Dude, my balls keep shriveling in this cold weather. Tomorrow after I shower and they're loose I'll have to bind them.

by KingKeyOne69 October 28, 2017

Obviously Blind

An adjective describing someone who, it is plain to see, can't see. Sometimes hard to distinguish between this, and a moron

Note: Sometimes confused with blindingly obvious

*Thud*

Foolish Guy: "Hey, why does that guy keep walking into walls?"

Cool, wise guy: "Well he's obviously blind... Well, that or he's just a moron"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010

Nostalgia blind

When someone is unwilling to admit that the updated version of something is better because of their nostalgia to the old one.

He is so nostalgia blinded from older Minecraft that he won’t admit 1.17 is better.

by Straighttiktokisgay June 11, 2021

beat yourself blind

a hellish great song from Skid Row... it's also a great advice

hey man, beat yourself blind... it's the best option at this moment!!

by injuredadri October 5, 2006

Louisiana Duck Blind

When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis

Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.

by Tbeach September 2, 2019

blinder

The event of getting blind drunk. A night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f***ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. Can be used in a similar context to bender.

Carlie had a real blinder when she went clubbing in Bendigo the other night.

by Spenders December 28, 2005