Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.

Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.

by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005

doo doo blaster

a child friendly refrence to a toilet, typically assigned to the household item during potty training.

kyle finally learned how to use the doo doo blaster today.

by nick1492 December 26, 2007

basterd

In Ireland is some one how doe'sint
have a father.

ya little basterd.

by spinner, eire June 12, 2005

Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.

Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!

by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009

sand blaster

A girl with a mouth full of sand gives a guy a blow job, and his shaft is scrapped uncomfortably by each individual grain. Needless to say, the experience isn't enjoyable for either party, and the couple is hopefully wasted on a beach - otherwise why the fuck would her mouth be all sandy.

Kate got drunk and sand blasted some dude on the beach.

by JohnBon August 20, 2005

turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.

You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006