Barker

Barker: a person selling produce at a open market whom Barks there prices aloud for customers to hear.

Barker: a person who strips the bark from trees to use for tanning.

the barker was selling fish at the market

by muthabarker February 5, 2010

Barney

A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.

Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!

Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!

Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!

by imnotreallysure69 December 28, 2008

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008

Banera

usually suffers from a case of down syndrom the banera tries to ease the pain by driving his fast k-k-karrr. Usually found alone in its basement playing videogames. It fears the women species and will do whatever nessacary to remain unoticed by their kind. When nervous of having to talk to the female he will emit a strange olger laugh always resulting in a awkward silence. when masturbating he will usually scream while comming im the true master chief!!! (in refrence to halo). he is neither gay nor straight, when feeling ambitous he will go out and stalk the night looking for nice cars to "rear end."

Dude1: (walks up to car with dude2) What the hell is that white stuff in my exhaust pipe?
Dude2: Oh my Gosh! i heard banera was roaming about last night!
Dude1: Crap! i just cleaned my car. Who let that downer out of his cage!

by chimmeychong October 16, 2009

barber poler

from : Barber Poling: the technique of the male achieving orgasm whist being digitally manipulated on the "up stroke"

Jenny is a great girl but she is a barber poler

by coopacoopa August 3, 2010

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

barker high school

The town where everyone thinks there better than everyone and 5 people die there a year

Fucking losers

Stephen:Yo Wilson sucks

Cameron:Yea it sucks bad
Stephen:At least we don't go to Barker High School
Cameron:yea....Fucking Losers

by MaximusGaming November 4, 2017